i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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