His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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