Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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