he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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