guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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