Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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