In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
how drunk are you?
Several
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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