your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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