He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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