so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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