Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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