we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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