UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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