Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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