have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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