The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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