with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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