We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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