Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I did not marry a roomba.
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