Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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