This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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