I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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