does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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