His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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