What should our trivia night team be named?
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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