Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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