Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Randomize
