It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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