even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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