You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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