Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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