You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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