in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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