His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Too much gin, very little bucket
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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