HIV tests are more positive than that guy
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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