Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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