Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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