this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
