oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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