East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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