The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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