really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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