Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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