oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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