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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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