Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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