i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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