when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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