ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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