I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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