I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She's the barista slut.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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