Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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