good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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