hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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