THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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