You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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