Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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