I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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