They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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